about a gal

gurls......that's my favourite topic. Everyone seems to be an expert when it comes this subject, if you dont believe try google right now. Soome guy called date master will tell you how to sleep with four women in an hour. i once took advise from one of these sites after paying a subscription fee $15 a year i earned two slaps and six life long enemies, so much for the perfect advise. Not far away is my cousin peter, he is only slept with 'pamela' who happens to be his right palm, nonetheless i used to find myself listening to this loser who kept on giving me advise which worked....like once and the rest i crushed and burned but i always kept on coming back to the fool, he was like a drug or more like a 'quack doctor love'.
The funny thing is ten years later, i now claim to be a dating advisor, i have come to accept my job(read God given right) i have also come to a conclusion that we are here for a reason, to give hope to those without even if it means having some hearts crushed at least we compesate that with the big egos that will help foster because this cycle will never end.